It took some time but I actually walked into a bar today and ordered two adult drinks.
I’m an adult now and the waitress only gave me one weird look.
Sure I gotta sit down cause my head was spinning (apparently i was pounding them back again according to my mom but I was on an empty stomach so) but I am an adult (who needs a nap).
fetish: go away | no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know | right here, right now
WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?
someone surgically placed a dong magnet deep inside of your skull. It attracts all of the dongers.
It all makes sense now.
tomixdanao said: who’s stealing my job
You mean there’s another dong dealer at my door?
Is there a blinking sign around my neck saying that I’m thirsting for dongs, someone please tell me.
if ur screwing up ur life cuz u are a perfectionist with major anxiety who procrastinates and spends way too much time on the internet clap ur hands